The Monster Munch

Look at this sweet little chap lapping and licking

Couldn’t get enough. Yoghurt!

(he’s gonna back-flip into that cup of coffee in a minute)

He was greedy for it, avid. Like a little baby sucking off his mother’s tit.

Later, he changed from cute kitten-baby into aggressive, biting, fighting, beastie-boy

Little Monster Munch!

In his head he thought he was a puma.

What he is – is a lovely pest.

Fresh and ready

To start on every day.