On how to disappear up your own backside

What do you make of that sign?

Do you – like i do -  find it aggressive?

It infers that customers – you and i – are stupid (“if you like high prices”) and can fuck off (go elsewhere”)

There’s blame going on; an insulting, threatening tone.

I imagine going in and saying “You haven’t charged me enough for this greasy pile of shitty chips” (altho not saying “greasy” or “shitty” obviously) – and some thunk-headed lunk barging out from behind the counter, grabbing me by scruff of  neck and shoving me arse over heels onto the pavement snarling “Go Elsewhere!“

This cafe needs some BBC2 makeover programme guru person to advise them on how to encouragingly, and warmly, invite people in.

Into their rubbishy shit-hole  (Lol)