Scarecrows and sexy laundry
To Newton Abbot car boot.
A woman was selling scarecrows

Scarecrows are very necessary in this part of the world. To scare off pervs that like doing this kind of thing

Is it sexy lingerie or sexy laundry
The perv that hung them there wanted to know why i was taking a pic. “Cus it looks incongruous” i said.
He gave me a look. An incongruous look.
Or maybe it was leer.